My name is Audrey. Above is a picture of me with my closest friend (hint: I am the one in the red dress). I have kept it at the angle it was taken at to give you all a neck exercise, as I am considerate like that. 22 years ago, I was forcefully pushed out of my Mother's vagina and now I do lots of different things. The experience was probably quite painful for my Mum, hence why she called me Audrey as a punishment. Either that, or she was on crack at the time. I have many different interests, but writing "About Me"s isn't one of them, so if you want to know more just ask.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
John Barrowman getting excited over being the only passanger on a train. Never thought I’d see that.
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johnlockismyshippedgoldstandard:
and he did
NO WAY.
WHSY DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS OMFG
OH MY GOD JAWN AWWW.
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ive watched this literally every day since it was first posted
reblog always all the time every time
i die laughing literally every single time i watch this
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oh my god poor Steve
HIS BIRTHDAY IS LITERALLY JULY 4, 1918
Captain America has to tell people that he was actually born on the 4th of July with a straight face
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THIS GIF
EVERY TIME I SEE IT
I MEAN
LOOK AT HIS LEG
THE WAY HE FLIES
LOOK AT IT
I’M LAUGHING TO TEARS
THE LEG IS LIKE “SOMEBODY SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE”
I BASICALLY CANNOT
AND LOKI IS LIKE
DAMN RIGHT BITCH
AND HIS ARM
THE GUYS ARM AND LEG
I’M CRYING
LOOK AT THE MOTHERFUCKER
this is the most flawless gif in existence.
